by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,720thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,178th
The Elastic Adventures of
Iron Fist Consumerists
[8] Tra-la-laaaaaa!
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Captain Underpants

Population14.686 billion

LeaderMr Krupp

Currencyunderwear
Animalgerbil

The Elastic Adventures of Captain Underpants is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Krupp with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.686 billion Captain Underpantsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The thriving Captain Underpantsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion underwears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,818 underwears, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Underpants's national animal is the gerbil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Captain Underpants is ranked 232,900th in the world and 12th in Regency Puppets for Safest, scoring 19.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,178thLargest Black Market: 24,216thHighest Economic Output: 24,998thLargest Populations: 27,903rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Captain Underpants's influence in Regency Puppets rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Captain Underpants was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Captain Underpants was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Captain Underpants's influence in Regency Puppets rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Captain Underpants's influence in Regency Puppets rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".

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