Population | 14.686 billion |
Leader | Mr Krupp |
Currency | underwear |
Animal | gerbil |
The Elastic Adventures of Captain Underpants is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Krupp with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.686 billion Captain Underpantsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.
The thriving Captain Underpantsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion underwears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,818 underwears, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Underpants's national animal is the gerbil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Captain Underpants is ranked 232,900th in the world and 12th in Regency Puppets for Safest, scoring 19.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Captain Underpants's influence in Regency Puppets rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Captain Underpants was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Underpants, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
- : Captain Underpants was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Largest Black Market.
- : Captain Underpants's influence in Regency Puppets rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Captain Underpants's influence in Regency Puppets rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".